What movies have not aged well?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Is spinach easy to grow?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Octopussy

What is your craziest/worst Halloween story?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Moonraker

Why do people believe that global warming is man made?

A View to a Kill

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

What should I do if a girl whom I love asks me to be her friend?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

From Russia With Love

-All the bad guys are black.

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-J W Pepper

Diamonds Are Forever

When I buy a house, do I automatically own all items the previous owner failed to remove from the property?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Goldfinger

What are some tips for balancing chores, work, and family life as an adult with children?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why is only the left side of my vagina bleeding, on and off?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Live and Let Die

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Would you let your partner cheat on you every now and again?

You Only Live Twice

-”Ah so!”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Is it ok to be spanked by your parents if you are not in bed in your set bedtime?

The Man with the Golden Gun